OK, so having a bunch of kids around may sometimes put a damper on your sex life. A lot of couples accept defeat and believe that sex (if existent), after babies could never be the same as it was before. This is quite wrong. There are perks to knowing someone so well, that exploring your sexual, freakier side could actually make for a more exciting sexual experience…
So without further ado, here is the sexual bucket list for parents. The 50 must-do sexual acts every parents should try. You’d be glad you did:
1.) Sex in the car (cause you can’t do it anywhere else!).
2.) Sex in the rain (because you’ll get caught inside!).
3.) Trying to finish as the kids bang on the locked door.
4.) Drunk, after a Saturday date night.
5.) In the shower while you’re supposed to be getting ready.
6.) Sex on a boat when you’re finally alone.
7.) Afternoon delight (when the kids are at school).
8.) Quiet sex in the hotel room while the kids sleep.
9.) Sex during naptime.
10.) A quickie in the closet while the kids play together for five minutes.
11.) Sex in the locked bedroom while the kids watch a movie downstairs.
12.) A date night in a hotel. Bonus points for renting by the hour.
13.) In the bathtub.
14.) In the ocean on a family trip.
15.) On a rock in the backyard.
16.) In a tent.
17.) In the basement like teenagers.
18.) In the middle of the night.
19.) First thing in the morning before the kids wake up.
20.) Scheduled sex.
21.) Just make out. No sex at all.
22.) Have sex slowly.
23.) Have sex fast.
24.) Use a vibrator.
25.) Read erotica together.
26.) Let him show you his porn.
27.) Watch each other masturbate.
28.) Give a hand job with no expectation of return.
29.) Ask for him to go down on you and don’t offer anything in return.
30.) He washes her hair.
31.) Hold hands during a movie.
32.) Go to a crappy movie and engage in oral in the back row.
33.) Spend all day kissing and making out, but don’t have sex until the night.
34.) Wake him up with a blow job.
35.) Tear each other’s underwear off.
36.) Experiment with ice.
37.) Experiment with lubricants.
38.) Massage each other.
39.) Cook dinner together. Naked.
40.) Trade underwear for a day.
41.) Skip underwear for a day and text each other.
42.) Send nude photos to his phone.
43.) Wear a bikini to bed.
44.) Wear nothing to bed.
45.) Suck each other’s toes.
46.) Trade deepest fantasies. Do them.
47.) Eat leftover birthday cake. Off each other.
48.) Have sex on the swing set.
49.) Flirt. Hard.
50.) Make him/her a bubble bath with no expectation of sex.