10 Dumbest Sex Myths

 

 

If you still believe in any one of these 10 myths below, then you really shouldn’t be having sex.

So here are 10 popular sex myths that are not even remotely true, along with the facts that should make you feel stupid if this is news to you.

SEX MYTH #1: Men enjoy sex more than women.

FACT: If you’re a man, and you believe this, then the truth is that women just don’t enjoy sex with you.

SEX MYTH #2: You can judge the size of a man’s package by the size of his feet.

FACT: There is no relationship between the size of a man’s feet and the size of his genital organs, or so says science.

SEX MYTH #3: Masturbation causes blindness.

FACT: If this were actually true, then no one in the entire world is reading this at this very moment.

SEX MYTH #4: You can get pregnant from kissing.

FACT: It’s okay to believe this myth if, like, you’re a little kid trying to work out the oftentimes disturbing details of the adult world. If you’re an adult and you believe this, then make sure you stuff a fistful of condoms in your mouth before sucking face.

SEX MYTH #5: You can catch an STD from the toilet.

FACT: Sexually transmitted diseases require moist environments to breed. The only thing you can catch from a toilet seat is “poo cooties.”

SEX MYTH #6: Men think about sex every seven seconds.

FACT: If men think about sex eight times a minute during a football game, then that changes what that sport is about entirely.

SEX MYTH #7: Women are incapable of having casual sex because they’re so emotional.

FACT: I assure you, both sex are capable of having casual sex. This is just a myth invented by men to stroke their ego.

SEX MYTH #8: It is possible to break a penis.

FACT: There is no actual “bone” in a “boner.” The penis can, however, tear. So feel free to scream out loud about that one.

SEX MYTH #9: The average penis is eight inches.

FACT: The average size of a penis is six inches, or 15 centimeters if that makes you feel bigger.

SEX MYTH #15: “Blue balls” can be fatal.

FACT: Men can feel pain in their testicles after prolonged episodes of sexual arousal without sexual release. But if this was fatal, then the male public would be pretty much extinct by now..

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s