10 Things Women Do Wrong In Bed


Regardless of how many times you’ve done the deed, you’ve probably had a moment or two where you thought to yourself, “Wait, am I even doing this right?” or “Does he actually like this?”

To clear things up on those awkward, cringeworthy bedroom moments, we went straight to the source. We asked these 13 men to dish on what we’ve been getting wrong all this time between the sheets, from what we’re doing to what we’re not doing. As for the things women are getting horribly wrong between the sheets? Well, it ranges from using your teeth during blow jobs to subtly faking orgasms.

1. Being Too Quiet “There’s nothing more awkward than having sex with a girl when the only noise you hear is the squeak of the bed. If what I’m doing to you feels good, make some noise!” – B, 30

2. Not Touching His Balls “Don’t neglect them. Fondle them, massage them, give them a good pull when deep-throating. We like it, don’t be shy.” – D, 31

3. Harsh Hand Jobs “I have no idea why some women think we want our junk pulled off during a hand job. There’s got to be a rhythm to it. Also, please don’t be shy to spit into your hand occasionally while you’re doing it.” -H, 37

4. Assuming You Both Like The Same Things “A couple weeks ago, I hooked up with a girl who loved having her nipples played with. Eventually we got to sex, and when I told her I was about to finish, she reached up and started ferociously pinching and twisting my nipples. I haven’t spoken to her since, and I’d be lying if I said this had nothing to do with it.” -R, 25

5. Not Making The First Move “I’m 33 and still don’t ever really know how soon is too soon to initiate sex with a girl, since everyone is different about that stuff. But I do know that having her let me know she’s ready by taking her clothes off is the sexiest thing ever.” -B, 33

6. Not Speaking Up About What You Want “Women know what they like and don’t like, but a lot of them don’t really verbalize it. We both have the same goal — to get to the promised land. But I can’t get you there without a bit of a road map. You’re an expert on your own body, so if I need to do something to make this night a good one, please let me know!” -R, 25

7. Impromptu Butt Play “Butt play without discussion. It might get you accidentally kicked.” -B, 33

8. Using Your Teeth “Sure this has been said before, but seriously, be aware of whether or not your teeth are involved when you’re giving head. It hurts like a bitch.” – F, 26

9. Faking An Orgasm “Men do not want a woman to fake an orgasm. We can take the honest criticism. It will only help us get better.” -S

10. Lack Of Participation “Sex is a two person event, and both people should be willing and excited to participate. There’s no fun in doing all the work while the other person just lays there. Switch positions and get in on the fun – it’s a team sport!” -R, 26

11. Giving Too Much, Too Soon “Recently this girl gave me head and it was great…except it started with all these fast wrist motions, and lots of lip and tongue action right away. When you’re giving head, ease into it. This isn’t a contest. Get comfortable and let it build.” -E, 26


12. Being Too Self-Conscious “You’d be surprised at how many women won’t accept things like oral because of their own body issues. If I want do something special for you, let me. Don’t keep thinking, ‘OMG does he think I’m attractive?!’ Because…of course I do.” -J, 25


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