15 Things Men Do In Bed That Bugs Women


While it is not all of these things men do that bug women, a few ladies have shared some of the things that bothers them in bed.

1. When they try to recreate sex positions that they’ve obviously seen on some online porn site, and you end up basically doing a headstand, looking a mess and having to listen to them say: “You’re loving that aren’t you babes?” Err, no.

2. When you’re on top and they’re just staring at you and it’s like, “ahhh what face do I pull?” So you just close your eyes and hope for the best.

3. When they ask YOU to put the condom on. Just no.

4. When they think it’s sexy to spank you so hard that you just want to turn around and punch them in the face.

5. Asking “do you like that?” How about just don’t talk and see if I look like I don’t want to kill myself or if I start watching TV over your shoulder.

6. When you give them a blow job and they act as if you don’t have a gag reflex. How about I throw up all over your penis?

7. When they ask you to strip (which is always awkward – what music do you put on?) and then your skinny jeans get stuck round your ankles.

8. When they see random things they’ve read online and think they’re a good idea. Err no, I don’t want ice rubbed all over my body.

9. When you’re in the middle of foreplay and they thrust a finger up your butt with NO warning.

10. When they drag it out because they’re waiting for you to orgasm first. You’re going to be waiting a while for that…

11. Being passive aggressive when they can’t make you orgasm. *Eye roll*.

12. Not cleaning properly. It’s not attractive to taste urine.

13. Trying to remove underwear with their teeth. What is that even a thing?

14. Putting their fingers everywhere at once like they’re playing some sort of instrument. Far too confusing, you just don’t know what’s going on down there.

15. Trying to go down on you in the morning when you’re feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross.

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